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Squibs (HipDict edition)

 



Summer solstice: reminder to sinners we are not yet ready for the eternal sunshine.

Book: the WiFi's not working.

Wine: big sister to beer; warning finger to booze.

Fiber: an essential component of a healthy diet, contained in foods we mostly shun.

Renaissance man: unable to hold a steady job.

Breakfast cereal: sloth's supper.

Scattering of ashes: done everywhere and anywhere. Except in a cemetery.

Catch and release: without follow-up therapy it becomes catch and a lingering death.

Deer camp: rustic shack to relax in with a beer after the hunt. It's best to leave your boots on if the boys commence to shooting the camp mice with birdshot.

Hangover: fee your body charges for overdrafts on your ration of well-being.

Summer school vacation: period when your property taxes don't cover daycare.

Sex: bad: objectifying your subject; good: subjectifying your object.

Death: the ultimate workaround.


Chairman Joe 



Best wishes to WannaskaWriter (Steve Reynolds) who is 70 today!!


Comments

  1. So wine is a gateway drug, eh?
    Death, deer camp, and catch-and-release are right up my dark alley
    Hope to see more of this feature.

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