Summer solstice: reminder to sinners we are not yet ready for the eternal sunshine.
Book: the WiFi's not working.
Wine: big sister to beer; warning finger to booze.
Fiber: an essential component of a healthy diet, contained in foods we mostly shun.
Renaissance man: unable to hold a steady job.
Breakfast cereal: sloth's supper.
Scattering of ashes: done everywhere and anywhere. Except in a cemetery.
Catch and release: without follow-up therapy it becomes catch and a lingering death.
Deer camp: rustic shack to relax in with a beer after the hunt. It's best to leave your boots on if the boys commence to shooting the camp mice with birdshot.
Hangover: fee your body charges for overdrafts on your ration of well-being.
Summer school vacation: period when your property taxes don't cover daycare.
Sex: bad: objectifying your subject; good: subjectifying your object.
Death: the ultimate workaround.
Chairman Joe
Best wishes to WannaskaWriter (Steve Reynolds) who is 70 today!!
Happy birthday WW!
ReplyDeleteSo wine is a gateway drug, eh?
ReplyDeleteDeath, deer camp, and catch-and-release are right up my dark alley
Hope to see more of this feature.
WW: Many happy returns of the day!
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