Love is eternal. Lovers have their 'best by' dates.
Gas pump options: Premium/Regular; Debit/Credit; Car Wash: Y/N;
Mute Annoying TV in Pump: Yes!
Cornhole is replacing volleyball among young adults.
It's far less sweaty and your beer doesn't foam up so much.
If the secret of good cooking is fresh produce, then I need to learn the secret of reviving the wilted, the dried up, the rubbery contents of my vegetable drawer.
Ah, the ecstasy when a YouTube video solves your problem.
The agony when it leads you down a rabbit hole.
Some people get mad when you try to compliment them.
They also don't want to hear your remedies for their low self-esteem.
Smart and funny is the best thing to be, followed by smart and serious,
then stupid and funny, and finally, stupid and serious.
The one downside to getting to heaven is the constant requests for good parking spots from your loved ones back on earth.
@jmcdonnell123
All very good today. I'm almost constantly amazed at your witticisms, why they're so good almost all the time, mostly, that we should be seeing them as quotes on webpages, newcast closings, billboards, automakers advertisements and gas station TV spots:
ReplyDeleteFor instance, but not limited to: Accura, Buick, Chevrolet, Cadillac, Chyrsler, Dodge, Ford, GMC, Honda, Jeep, Jaguar, KIA, Lexus, Mazda, Porsche, Volkswagen--Toyota and Tesla, all should be using that Squib as advertisement for their auto's self-parking capabilities: "The one downside to getting into heaven is the constant requests for good parking spots from your loved ones back on earth."--by Joe McDonnell (Thanks, Dad)
For Psychology Today: "Some people get mad when you try to compliment them.
They also don't want to hear your remedies for their low self-esteem."--by Joe McDonnell, Retired Social Worker.
KitchenAide, Frigidaire, Hot Point: If the secret of good cooking is fresh produce, then I need to learn the secret of reviving the wilted, the dried up, the rubbery contents of my vegetable drawer."---by Joe McDonnell
Any Dating Site: "Love is eternal. Lovers have their 'best by' dates."--by Joe McDonnell, married 46 bliss-filled years to the same lovely woman, offers successful marital relationship tips.
The Screen Actors Guild: "Smart and funny is the best thing to be, followed by smart and serious, then stupid and funny, and finally, stupid and serious." -- by Joe McDonnell, 74-year old actor from Wannaska, Minnesota, currently starring in The Palmville Players Production of the 1936 classic, "The Stirring Clans" by Lemuel Alex Streete.
Lawn Games Thesaurus: Cornhole: Bags, baggo, bean bag toss, Pangus, dummy boards, doghouse, dadhole, sacks, beans, beanbag, Bags; as used in a sentence:
"Cornhole is replacing volleyball among young adults; it's far less sweaty and your beer doesn't foam up so much." -- by Joe McDonnell, Boston College, English Major.
YouTube/ Siri Complaint Department: "When I search for 'Honda' it comes up 'Hondo (film) - Wikipedia' every time. I liked the movie but it wasn't what I requested: "Ah, the ecstasy when a YouTube video solves your problem. The agony when it leads you down a rabbit hole." -- by Joe McDonnell, retired auto mechanic.
ReplyDeleteI love it. Also, I’m only 72.