Sunday Squibs

Bad customer service is like a nasty namaste.

In prehistoric times 25% of the tribe were warriors, shielding the other three-quarters from the savagery. Civilization's accomplishment has been to shield 99% of us.

My allergies have been acting up to the point that I ask people to hold their "Gesundheits" till my sneezing fit is over.

Much family disfunction is resolved by putting the despised relative in the nursing home and tearing up the visitors' pass.

I knew a man who never smiled for the camera. He didn't want people looking at his obit and thinking he was happy to be dead.

We are citizens of the earth; aliens in the world.

Chairman Joe