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Sunday Squibs




You can't please everyone, so stick with the people who find you pleasing. And even they will sometimes have their doubts.

When I was a kid, I'd rather read than eat. Now that my mind is bloated, that burger looks mighty good.

Every few centuries, Jesus drives the moneylenders out of the temple. It's no wonder the young people don't come to church. We're still cleaning up the mess from his last visit.

Advice for the aged: When a little voice tells you to stop acting like an old fool, tell that little voice to shut the fook up.

To be an amiable guest at a wedding, bring an optimistic spirit, your dancing shoes, and a stack of ones for the tip jar on the bar.

New arrival: "Does Heaven have a strip mall?" St. Peter: "Yes. Just this side of Hell."

@jmcdonnell123


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  1. Free-verse poem, one line per squib:

    Lincoln knew about the pleased and the unpleased.
    The Burger King knew to make cheesed and uncheesed.
    Jesus knew moneylenders must be squeezed and aggrieved.
    If you're old, have that Guinness!
    Happiness is within us.
    St. Peter will know if you've perceived and believed.

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  2. In one of the series we have watched fook becomes fork, as in "What the fork.?"
    Great squible-scribbles as always. CS

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